aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
(Source: pyrexvisean, via lebronlames)
baby, i don’t care about your stomach
or your legs
or how big your boobs are
i don’t care about you at all
leave me alone
(via deathly-fresh)
i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
(via drop--every--fear)